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WHAT’S IN THE BAG???
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dog poop. now light it on fire and put it on ur enemy’s driveway
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Lunch!
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WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING BAG!?
![]() 10/01/2015 at 14:39 |
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dickbutt
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drugs :P
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Its not, but you get +10 internets for that reference.
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Cream puffs.
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“A couple of cans, a whoop ass.”
-Ludacris
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Thank you.
I’m just happy I got fucking notification.
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Soon to be on fire on a doorstep dog poo...or...chicken pad thai?
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I don’t really want to give hints but....
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The women guessed food, and the guys all guessed gross stuff. I think I’ll hang out with the gals, thank you very much.
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I’m not tellin’. You’re just going to have to find out for yourself.
My lighter decided to choke when I set it on your doorstep; today’s not my lucky day. I heard you coming, so I just left it and ran.
Maybe tomorrow...
![]() 10/01/2015 at 14:48 |
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Is it something sweet?
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Kinda salty, actually.
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A passenger side Tie Rod End for a 2005 Ford Crown Victoria that you got as a hand-me-down from when your grandmother died. It’s not Motorcraft or Moog but instead Duralast because lets face it times are tough and maybe, just maybe you’ll be able to afford the better one when the Duralast fails sometime in the next six months. But you know the truth, deep down inside you’ll have to keep riding that Duralast tie rod until it snaps rendering the vehicle uncontrollable and finally releasing you to sweet, sweet death.
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Soft pretzel?
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You mean it might be something other than snips, snails, or puppy dog tails?
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A deep fried salt lick?
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Tsansa?
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Future diarrhea?
I mean, Chinese food?
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IT’S PIKACHU!
![]() 10/01/2015 at 15:36 |
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If she only knew...
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:o
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Well I wouldn’t have posted it if it wasn’t something gross, being a guy and all...
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I dunno, do you eat like McMike?
#RockyMountainOysterThursday
![]() 10/01/2015 at 15:44 |
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I can nearly give you the win, you are very close.
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Your medicine cabinet must be an interesting place, but I like you.
![]() 10/01/2015 at 16:49 |
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I think I’m going to give you an extra 10.
You fucking earned it.
![]() 10/01/2015 at 16:53 |
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As Cards Against Humanity would say:
A Salty Surprise
![]() 10/01/2015 at 16:59 |
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It’s not so much a cabinet as it is a red white and blue new balance shoe box and some bottles scattered on different surfaces in my room but you could say it’s interesting.
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Gracias
![]() 10/01/2015 at 17:30 |
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It wasn’t a surprise. I put it there on purpose.
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CRACK
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Oh god $kay
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What?
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Knowing the answer now this response is fucking hilarious.
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Oh, geez.
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Then I’ll raise “interesting” to “fascinating” and add “frightening”. But I still like you.
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So $kay was half right.
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OMG ewww lol
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timbits?
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I was technically right tho as that’s obviously what I was hinting at
(and it was a surprise to quite a few when you finally announced it)
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I know. Skay was closest to being right without knowing it... unless she’s got a dirtier mind than we already know.
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Wait a second.
Why the hell do I even WANT to win this?
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